From the top rope!
First off, let me start by saying that I’m ashamed that I’m even paying attention to this garbage trial between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard.
Me, a grown ass man with a job and bills and all the other shit that comes with being an adult, and I’m watching a trial that’s basically turned into a trash reality TV show between two Hollywood celebrities that I don’t care about in the least.
But it’s entertaining as hell.
Obviously the most shocking moment of the trial was when Johnny Depp revealed that Amber Heard had taken a shit in his bed, which she later tried to blame on the dog getting into some weed. (The old “the dog ate my weed and then shit in my bed” excuse. Never works).
And in between all of the fireworks (or maybe because of them), the internet has fallen in love with Johnny Depp’s legal team. But Amber Heard’s legal team has seemed – well, unprepared at times.
There was a video that went viral a few weeks ago of one of her attorneys objecting to his own question. And another viral moment came when another one of Heard’s attorneys got so flustered by Depp’s attorney’s objections that she basically just threw her hands up and told the court “I’m trying.”
Yeah, not a great look for an attorney.
But as if that wasn’t bad enough, a former TMZ employee walked up onto the stand and put the final dagger into the heart of Heard’s attorney, Elaine Bredehoft.
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