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Look, I’m just going to come right out and say it: I do not care about golf.

Like, try to imagine the thing you care least about in the world and then care even less than that. Those are my feeling toward the world’s slowest sport.

So you can imagine my excitement when I opened my laptop this morning to discover every person on the planet was talking about the LIV merger with the PGA.

Truthfully, until today, I wasn’t even fully sure what LIV was.

I know, I know. I write for a sports website. But we all have our specialties here.

That said, after this seemingly gigantic news broke today, I figured I ought to at least have some familiarity with what’s happening.

So in classic Michael Scott fashion, I looked for someone who could “explain it to me like I’m 5.”

And wouldn’t you know it: Front Office Sports came through.

After realizing PGA is Dunder Mifflin and LIV is the Michael Scott Paper Company, I actually have a firm grasp on the situation now.

I’ll tell you what I’ve always known about golf though: It’s a drinking sport.

In fact, the only time I’ve ever spent on the links was riding around making mimosas in the back of a golf cart.

And that actually sounds really great right about now.

If you think you’re too manly for champagne, no you’re not. So log out of your work email, pop the bubbly and let’s dive into...

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